Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn 
looks over at his wife and says:  "You're butt is getting really big, 
I mean REALLY big.  I bet your butt is bigger then the barbecue."  

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill 
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his 
wife's bottom.
 
"Yes, I was right your butt is two inches wider then the barbecue!!!"
The wife chose to ignore her husband.
 
Later that night in bed, Glenn is feeling a little frisky.   He makes
some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. 

"What's wrong?" he asks.
 
She answers:  "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass 
grill for one little weenie!?"


- Tara