When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon,
he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for
mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual "com"
traffic between himself, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just
before he climbed back up the ladder, however, he made the enigmatic remark
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark
concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was
no Gorsky in either the Russian or American Space Programs. Over the
years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr.
Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
 
Just a few years ago, (on July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, FL) while
answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the
26-year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded, since
Mr. Gorsky was dead and Neil Armstrong felt he could finally answer the
question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
backyard. His friend hit a ball, which landed in the front of his
neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbor's were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As
he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky
shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral
sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

NOTE: This is a confirmed true story.

- Hannah